Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Who wins the election?

America.

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Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

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Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.