Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

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Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

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What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

What's the most common owl in Britain?

The tea towel