Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

How do you spell "Pringles" in Spanish?

Pringls

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.