What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

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Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!