What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

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What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.