What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

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What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?

Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

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What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.