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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery