What did the druggie do when he got acid?

Took some tums

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What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

What did the druggie do when he got acid?

Took some tums

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What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh