What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

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What did the druggie do when he got acid?

Took some tums

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh