What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

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What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.