What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.