What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

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When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.