Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!