What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

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What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.