What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.
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It was a little daisy
Beez Nuts!
Petal to the nettle!
Chrysanthemum's the word.
You know you want it, Honey"
They bring flowers to his grave.
Pilgrims.
An oopsy daisy.
He's on route.
A florist.
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They're buds
Because they have all of the anthers!
By putting flowers on the grave
Petal.
ze Hoegaarden.
Orlando Bloom.
Cupigs!
Robbery with violets !
By putting flowers on the grave.
So you can't see their underplants.
A: Tulips.
By putting flowers on its grave.
Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!
Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
A: They place flowers on the grave.
Because B's go after them!
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
A Romantic Jester!
A dandy lion!
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
A: Because Bs like flowers.
Hello honey !
By laying flowers on their grave.
Sunflower.
You don't have to bring the flowers.
They have all of the anthers.
Cauliflowers!
A get wellephant !
Tulips
the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.
Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
Because all the girls know he just wants to smash
They're both made up.
Good Mornin'!
Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.
My erection.
Because he has a woodpecker!
It had a SPOILER on it.
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)
They wanted to raise the dead.
