How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !