How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

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Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.