What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.