What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Which fly makes films ?

Stephen Speilbug !

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.