How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

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Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license