How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.