What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

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What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

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What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.