What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!