What did the hippy who has been crashin...

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ?

Bat you'll never guess!

Hippy Jokes More Hippy Jokes

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.