What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

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What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

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What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso