What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?

See ya next month.

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Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.