What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian??

One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh?

Lesbiyinz.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker