What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

czech-e-cheese

What do you call cheese that isn't yours...?

Not *your* cheese!