What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

How does a farmer count cows?

with a cow-calculator.

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What do you call a 5 year old without any friend?

A Sandy Hook Survivor

Dead Cow Jokes More Dead Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years