A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
a manual.
They whip cream!
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
When it doesn't reach the front page.
Fire away please! I want to hear it all!
Juan more time!
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
offensive A sandy hook survivor.
You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years