What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

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Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.