What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

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How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.