What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

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What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"