Aloha Akbar Jokes

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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Aloha Akbar.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!