Aloha Akbar Jokes

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.

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How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!