What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Why was the firewood punished?

A: It was knotty.

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture