What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.