What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!