Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"