What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Pantaloon Jokes More Pantaloon Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.