What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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Why are pirates so popular?

A: They just arrrr.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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He nuts and bolts.

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He nuts and bolts.

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There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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put a steering wheel in front of them

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How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.