What did the pirate photographer say?

Check out my DSL-Arrrgh.

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What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...