I've yet to find someone who knows.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Eski-moos!
A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real
IDK.