What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.