What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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All their luggage is carrion.

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Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.