What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

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Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.