What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What did the lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month