Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What do you call the underground slave trade?

The black market.