Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

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Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

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How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What do you call the underground slave trade?

The black market.

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!