What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

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What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!