What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!