What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...