Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

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Rohypnol

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.