Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

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You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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To play the slop machine !

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The Moona Lisa!

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Because love means nothing to them!

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What would you call a set of old school rapper emojis?

Em-OGs

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A good start.

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan