Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
I think we should start seeing other sheeple."
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
La Cross
A Henman.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Because m'cavity.
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
All those spikes hurt his hands
