What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"