What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.