How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A: A wisecrack.

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.