How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.