What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

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How do you contact a cross dresser?

Shemail

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.