What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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What number is the oddest prime number?

2 Source: My discrete professor

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.