What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

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What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.