What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

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How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."