What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Hot Wing Jokes More Hot Wing Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."