Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
I'm not a big fan."
A pilot, you racist!
The elephant's!
They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.
Religion.
They heard there was water at the end
So they can get a long little doggie.
Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
The tip!
WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.
