Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!
Flying a plane.
A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
Time to get a new car.
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
Men always like intellectual company
Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.
Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
The size of the tip.
So he could protect and serve.
