What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP