Christian Bale.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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You skip the punchline.
Skip to my loo.
Because he's allergic to glutes
Ferrous Bueller's Day Off
Skip
Because, 7 8 9...
Because Windows 8 9.
Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry
Because 7 8 9!
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because 7 ate 9
They literally can't even.
They revived to much XP
You skip the flat ones.
Because 7 8 9.
Because Windows 7 8 9
So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.
You can skip the flat ones.
Skip to the next track
At oh-my-goodness! Skip
Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D
She was skipping without her bra
Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.
Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!
He tried to skip the Cross walk.
Because seven "ate" nine.
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
Because 7 ate 9.
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.
Skip.
A truant !
I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip
You skip them both.
A: You skip across the flat ones.
He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip
Slow clap
Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip
Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip
Hey that's my toque!!
All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip
The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip
Because windows 7 8 9
How would you tell them apart from goldfish
Everything's gonna be all white.
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.
Your in 8.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
I don't have time for your ship."
HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!
They're not infallible
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!
The egg-stra.
Die Hard
Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.
How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S.
with a low "ha"
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