How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation