How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..