What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

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What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

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What's Shaking?

Not Ali....

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking