They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
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You shake em' we take em!"
A nervous wreck.
Not Ali....
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
He got the shakes instead.
a ham-stir
He just shakes it off.
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
Shake It Off
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You put it in a freezer!
Earthquakes stop shaking
It twerked.
Shake N' Bake.
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.
More than you can shake a stick at
They shake hands.
They have Barkinson's
Shake it off
Shaking Bad.
Shake that blasphemy
Shake 'n Bake.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
Shaken. Not stirred
They shake.
A nervous wreck!
Polaroid Integral Film and Babies
He prefers them shaken, not stirred.
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
Amahl shook up !
You shake a baby.
Shake It Off by Tayler Swift
If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
They both shake it off.
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
Two octopuses shaking hands.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
Haiti.
He had Barkinson's
I prefer both of them shaken
To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
Shaking hands.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
They're whey isolate.
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
The windows milk shake!
To shake things up on network tv.
It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!
Michael
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing
You've had whey too much!
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
A little shaken.
He used to climb over walls.
No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
He rips out his hare!
The planes kept Stalin.
A baseball is thrown to the air.
God doesn't think he's a police officer.
Shake Djibouti.
It's not your fault.
Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.
Frequency!
A Forgoat.
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.
