When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Sycamore Jokes More Sycamore Jokes

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

What do you call a bulimic tree?

Sycamore!