When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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What do you call a bulimic tree?

Sycamore!

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.