What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.