What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

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What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.